Generous Offer

I just had to write this down before I forget....

Last week while in the car, Noah asked me a question that pops up with some frequency, "Mamma, do you have a penis?" I patiently provided my usual answer. After a moment, Noah asked, "But can you pee-pee without a penis?" Yes, I explained, girls can go pee-pee even without a penis (and reminded about the million times he has been in the bathroom with me when I've done precisely that). After yet another moment, he offered, "But would you like me to got to the store and buy you a penis?" Too funny! After I had a little giggle, I asked him what store he had in mind. He said, "The Double Store next to ECFE ( I have no idea what store he is talking about ). They sell trains, trucks, robots, aliens and penises."